Review: Pussy Play – A Masturbation Masterclass

As a younger, less mature man, I engaged, as many of my peers do, in that most idle of past-times; adorning every available surface with dick’n’balls. Never did I think my artistic talent would lead me to spend an evening creating a vagina from play-doh, then learning how to masturbate it, and before you think I’ve turned strange, no, I just saw Pussy Play: A Masturbation Masterclass in the downstairs lounge of the Butterfly Club. Does it make it more or less strange there were other people there?

Pussy Play, presented by burlesque star Strawberry Siren, is the sister show to Wank Bank, from her cousin, the Rural Ranga (who spent some time overseas as a professional “happy-ending” masseuse) It’s cheeky, it’s not for the faint of heart, but it’s hugely educational, entertaining, and never, ever pornographic. And there’s a goody-bag! Audience members walk away with a fabulous Pussy Play tote bag, and a very informative pamphlet on ways to please yourself or your partner.

It’s a subject that’s not often talked about, so it helps that it’s approached in a very direct, but also very fun way; think if Play School taught Sex Ed, but weren’t afraid to say the word “clitoris”. Two awards are presented throughout the night; the first for “Pussy of the Night”, awarded to the best play-doh vagina, and “Player of the Night”, presented to the one that has been most thoroughly destroyed by the end of the night.

From the murmurings of the crowd, I think the entire audience left with a few new cheeky ideas.

 

Pussy Play is on at the Butterfly Club at 8:30 pm as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

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Nick Jones

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe. Writer/Observer.

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